My name is Avel Zeak, but depending on what stage of my life you encountered me you could perhaps know me by a host of other names.

I believe in my rights and I believe in yours too. Justice is something I advocate most strongly. I have since learned that karma is for the weak and in knowing that I will find a way to serve it's purpose in my own right, on my own terms.

I have a destiny. It is one I have decided, created and am implementing for and by myself. I plan very far into the future and ensure that what I do now does not inhibit my zealous plans. However, in saying this while my goals never change the path in which I take to achieve this often does.

I am incapable of love. First and foremost because I do not believe in it and secondly the closest thing I have found to love is power. To me, they are one in the same. I don't mean power in the lateral sense though. If you don't understand this, good. I shall explain it another time.

I shall call you my friend, my best friend, my lover or whatever rolls of my tongue but you will only truly know I care about you when I call you at 2am in the morning and want to tell you about my problem just so I can sleep.

If you ask me a question, whether it be about your weight, your height, your popularity, your artistic ability or my opinion of you I will answer relying only on my perception of you, not what my perception should be.

Death nor killing does not scare me. For we are created in the image of the creator and considering he kills indiscriminately, should the circumstances be right and the need arise, so shall I.

I plot. Often. I am also very patient. If you cross me, it may seem as if I at first do not react but don't be so hasty to come to a conclusion. While I always remember anything good done to me I have a particularly photographic memory of anything done wrong. I will vindicate, of course unless you are dead. But then either way, I win.

I am the ideal Australian Citizen. I pay my taxes, I open doors for ladies, I give my seat to the elderly, save power and water and I think everyone deserves a fair go. I have an Anzac spirit.

I try to avoid violence at all costs and swallowing my ego I will walk away from violence if I know there is no positive outcome, however, in saying this I am by no means afraid of a fight. I warn you, I have most likely caused more stitches, broken noses and black eyes then you have had birthdays, Christmas' and Easters put together. Don't fuck with me.

I don't like drugs. Don't you take them, don't you talk to me about them and most importantly don't brag about them. You are not cool.

In conclusion, I am friendly. I will more than likely reply to your message and if you say "hi" to me on the street I will probably tell you your hair looks great or ask you we're you bought your dress from. Unless of course you have an ugly dress and horrible hair and then I will probably just talk about how good my hair looks.